60% Carbonated Beverage By Volume

he-on-honeydew-hath-fed:

mothgf:

hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited

bibleofficial:

i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten

everythingstarstuff:

cbc-bb:

cbc-bb:

honey-nut clarity

post-nut cheerios

solvicrafts:

theladyregret:

animeshittalk:

imagine getting this review

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I’d print this review out and frame it

pebbledrat:

baka-monarch:

archeom:

Cube : )

Minecraft

transfantasma:

thisbibliomaniac:

thoughtcascades:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

rcktpwr:

just found out hes not even real.  kermit the fraud

1anonyymous1:

Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think

guooey:

guooey:

collection 

madderhatter:

roundo:

fissionmate:

roundo:

The bts celibacy gif is the greatest piece of asexual media of this century

Asexual Nicki Minaj moodboard erasure

That’s a close contender but let’s stop and be grateful we live in a beautiful world where we get to have both

THREE DIVAS

twerklina:

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes